Uncle Kracker - Steaks & Shrimp




Clap your hands to the beat, just clap your hands to the beat
C`mon clap your hands to the beat, I said clap you hands to the beat
Uh huh and you don`t stop, uh-huh and you don`t stop
Uh huh and you don`t stop, uh-huh and you don`t stop

We in this Great Lakes state eatin` steaks n shrimp
It`s kinds hard to miss the crew cause` we all got limps
We come equipped with new kicks and Stetsons
The super saggy bags and the white trash connection
No flexin`, huh, know what I mean
You can feel us fool, we don`t need to be seen
It`s all about the green, not the drugs we be takin`
That shits free with an LP in circulation, and we be wastin` time
Got them all state, all county, all hood rhymes
It`s all good times, thank the lord
For dumb fuckin` people and credit card fraud
Were tearin` up your lawn, we got herds of Lincolns
Step into your crib and have your whole house stinkin`
Don`t blink and don`t think were soft
Hide your money and your gold and don`t express your thoughts
We get mad props, wreck all shops
Puttin` stops on crews they get confused and lose, that`s what we do
Styles tem from pioneers
Leavin` suckers in awe you get jawed for lookin` queer
Can you hear me or am I talkin to the wall
That`s Top Dog callin` out each and everyone of y`all
You get balls you come and talk that shit
But Top Dogs camp ain`t nothing to fuck with
and don`t say we didn`t warn ya
I got this Detroit thing with more love than California
Drunk DJ smokin` cognac dips
Call me the sidekick thug boy kid with the limp
I rip through rhymes like a bullet in the breeze
And I float through tracks like a shark in the sea
A we bit shy but I comply by me
And I`m a mean motherfucker when I have to be
Got young G`s with sleeves and thieves on hold
Strategically placed in case somebody feels bold, I told
You ho`s you can`t fuck with these cuz
I make more papers then trees
See we believe in brotherhood forever is criteria
You fuckin` with Top Dog your fuckin` with familia
No I ain`t feelin` ya, got all that I can do to hear
Anytime you see me you should stand clear
You see me in my Lincoln, in the clubs drinkin`
Who you gonna check bitch, what the fuck you thinkin`
You can check me but that shit don`t slide
You can get your life took tryin` to take my pride
You ride with who' Man that shit ain`t big
I roll with dogs that`ll rock your wig
And got gigs all money, Detroit to Portland
Cellular receivers and beepers is what were sportin`
Your nothin` of importance, I don`t sweat you
Yeah the drinks on me but the jokes on you
I`m all about the everyday nothin` at all
See I`m not doin very much I`m just havin` a ball
I`m in bed by four I`m up by noon
I might sit around, I might write me a tune
I might go fishin` and again I might not
I might get me a 40 or pour me some scotch
The watch on my wrist that don`t even exist
A lot of pissed people from appointments that I`ve missed
I dissed everybody and their mom for spite
Cuz everybody`s barkin` but nobody ever bites
Your talkin` loud, sayin` nothin`
Get you dad, get your cousin
Go and get your boy cuz he`s as big as a house
Now take your pussy ass click and get the fuck out
I`m the estranged, deranged, got domains like states
I live in plush hotels with them hourly rates
I do big plates 8 times a day
The crew be livin` large at the Seafood Bay
Got a way with the world and now I`m lookin` to scramble
Ain`t about to ass out on a no good gamble
I could handle anything but I ain`t down for broke
So before somebody slides somebody`s getting` choked
I`m a no good freak, I tweak skin like rashes
I lose a little love with every day that passes
Ain`t a masochistic, rock, statistics, vocabulary I`m a very shy simplitic
And get this, some people say I changed
I`m the same mother fucker with the same old name
A little extra game and extra cash see
You could fuck me but don`t put it past me
You wanna bash me and got no reason
I can lay up in the Caymans for 4 straight seasons
I ain`t a pnk, I refuse to be
I live for what is not what used to be
Your all up in the past that`s ass
Hear what I say
I`m all about today and I`m a die that way... Bitch

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