Corky And The Juice Pigs - Captain Greg

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain!

Aw gee, you kids don`t want to hear that story again, do you'

Oh yes we do!

Oh no you don`t.

Oh yes we do!

Oh no you don`t!

Please, Captain Greg'

Well only if you promise to let me practice my body painting on you later.

Sure!

Well here`s the story of the pirates of Spain. There was a ship, and it was from Spain. And all the people on it had black hats on, so I shot and stabbed them all!

Even the girls'

Especially the girls!

Yay!