Harlan Howard - Call Me Mr. In-between

(Mr In-between Mr In-between better leave the scene Mr In-between)
Well I`m too old for girls and I`m too young for women
I`ve looked all around and my hopes are a dimmin`
I feel like a fish not allowed any swimmin` and it makes a fellow mean
To feel he`s a part of the lost generation
I feel like a choo choo that can`t find a station
I work like a dog with no recreation and they call me Mr In-between
(Mr In-between Mr In-between makes a fellow mean Mr In-between)
I got a hot rod Chevy with the twin carburators
And I know a gal that`s a real sharp tomater
And she`d got a daddy with a Caddy that`ll date her you see what I mean
The sweet little thing`s just sets me a droolin`
But I`m too big for sodas I`m too old for schoolin`
I`m too young for lovin` but I`m too old for foolin` they call me Mr In-between
(Mr In-between Mr In-between tries to live so clean Mr In-between)
Lord I feel like a sailboat kept in a bottle
I feel like an engineer that can`t find the throttle
I`m too small to walk but I`m too big to toddle and Lawdy I`m turning green
To see all them men makin` time with the ladies
The high school kids at the shows with their babies
While I run around like a dog with the rabies and they call me Mr In-between
(Mr In-between Mr In-between better leave the scene Mr In-between)