Dr. Feelgood - Every Kind Of Vice

(Lee Brilleaux/Gypie Mayo)

If everybody is saying that
Love is free
How come they keep it
Under lock and key
When it comes to love
You`ve gotta shop around
On and off, the foreman sell it by the pound
Every kind of vice
Is only merchandise

When you`re making love
Check your wallet every minute
Cause that little girl
Wants everything that`s in it
Another thing with love
Apart from the money
You might get stung
If you`re stealing honey
Every kind of vice
Is only merchandise

When you`re feeling down
And you take it on the streets
Take your boys, you`ll need them
It`s gonna lift you off your feet
You really gonna fly
When you remember what I said
Moaning like a sleeper
And you`ll wish that you were dead
Now it`s lovin` or it`s leave her
Or it`s this or that
The man who`s selling tickets
That`s getting fat
Every kind of vice
Is only merchandise